Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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