My room smells like vodka and shame
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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