Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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