I'd wear matching sweaters with you
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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