Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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