If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Randomize
