I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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