People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
