i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is wine microwaveable?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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