Where is the hickey?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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