Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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