Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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