How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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