I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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