Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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