Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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