I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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