dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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