My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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