I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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