So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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