Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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