I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize