Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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