so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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