Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Is it penis luge time yet?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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