My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
