I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This is the high leading the old right now
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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