she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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