You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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