guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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