I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
