wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
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Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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