Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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