we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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