Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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