don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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