i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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