Yo dont text me then not text me
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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