I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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