sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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