Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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