She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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