I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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