just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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