After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
How's work?
Spinning.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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