what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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