Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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