dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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