Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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