so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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