she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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