What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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