I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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