i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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